IRS and the Small Business Owner

The IRS believed a business owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his help.

An agent was sent to the business to investigate the owner.

IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.

Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my hired hand. He’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board. I buy him a bottle of rum and a case of beer every Saturday night so he can cope with life. Also, he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally”.

IRS AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one”.

Owner: “That’ll be me. What’d you want to know?”


Islam Declares the Existence of Women un-islamic

Islam is the evil, satanic ideology of barbaric, inbred, goat-banging, child-molesting, murdering animals.  How can anyone say that islam is NOT evil when the leaders of the so-called religion declare that half of the population doesn’t have the right to exist?  Women shouldn’t exist, but you can marry and rape the ones that do exist, even if they are toddlers? It also illustrates how STUPID these inbred fools really are.  Unless muslims are created when muslim men squat to push out a brown, smelly mass from their rectum, muslims could not create more muslims without women except for forcing non-muslims to convert.  Well, without women, where do the muslim men, and the non-muslim possible converts come from?

Now I see why progressives and muslims get along so well.  Neither has sanity, or uses logic and real intellect.

Tell me again why we tolerate this evil in our nation?

UPDATE:  Some have said that this article was intended to be “satire,” or “tongue in cheek.”  Maybe that’s true, I don’t know the intent of the author.  However, you may have heard it said about many bits of “humor” that they are “more truth than poetry,” or that for something to be funny there must be at least a grain of truth to it.  Both are true in this case.  Here is a link to an account of a woman lured into a muslim marriage, her story of abuse, and the references from the koran which muslim men believe give them the right to be so abusive.  And, yes, the references do indeed back up the original article in this post.

Advice to Non-Muslim Women against Marrying Muslim Men

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Council of Islamic Ideology declares women’s existence anti-Islamic

March 15, 2014 BY

Islamabad – Sharia Correspondent: The Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) concluded their 192nd meeting on Thursday with the ruling that women are un-Islamic and that their mere existence contradicted Sharia and the will of Allah. As the meeting concluded CII Chairman Maulana Muhammad Khan Shirani noted that women by existing defied the laws of nature, and to protect Islam and the Sharia women should be forced to stop existing as soon as possible. The announcement comes a couple of days after CII’s 191st meeting where they dubbed laws related to minimum marriage age to be un-Islamic. Continue reading

Ferguson Protesters: Rebuild Our Looted Businesses, “Or It’s Gonna Be Hell to Pay”

The stores which you depend on for jobs and services didn’t burn themselves down or loot themselves. YOU looted and destroyed them. Why should those companies, or “whitey,” be in any way motivated or required to rebuild, or keep open their businesses in a community where the residents will just steal from them and destroy those businesses AGAIN anytime they get upset about something? When you defecate in your own bed, you sleep in crap. YOU bought the ticket, now you get to watch the show. If you want sympathy for your community being destroyed by ***YOU***, you will find that sympathy ONLY in the dictionary between “something” and “syphilis.” You won’t find it in CIVILIZED America.


Ferguson Protesters: Rebuild Our Looted Businesses, “Or It’s Gonna Be Hell to Pay” (Video)

Posted by Jim Hoft on Sunday, August 24, 2014, 10:05 AM

xquicktrip-2-1024x768.jpg.pagespeed.ic.IdAld9mc09On August 10, 2014, outraged protesters looted and torched the local QuikTrip in Ferguson after 18 year-old Mike Brown was shot dead.

Now local Ferguson residents are warning officials to rebuild the businesses,
“Or, it’s gonna be hell to pay.”
ferguson protesters buildCBS interviewed three young men in Ferguson, Missouri this week.
One protester Gunny warned officials:

“To be honest, if they don’t come and restore these neighborhoods for these people, like when you gotta go travel miles to Walmart and to get gas and stuff like that, it should be right here. If they don’t restore this community for people who stay here it’s gonna be hell to pay

A second protester chimed in:

Yeah, that’s why people looting, because they can’t get no jobs.

Continue reading

‘A Subtle Message to ISIS’ From a Ticked Off Military Veteran

May I add a few things to this most excellent letter?

You inbred, goat-banging, child-molesting, pedophilic, homosexual, barbaric followers of a satanic, pedophilic, lying sack of crap “prophet” need to listen, and listen clearly. Your bluster may anger us, but it doesn’t scare us. You act tough when you can anonymously behead a defenseless man, rape and/or stone a defenseless woman, molest defenseless children and livestock, all while hiding your cowardly faces behind your masks. When faced with the soul-takers whom you KNOW you will face if you choose to pursue your threats against us, you will wet you pants and scream for mercy like you have always done. When you were having goat-banging parties with your buddies, and some terrorist recruited you into this satanic cult with the promise of 72 virgins, you were too stupid to understand how easy you are to manipulate when you are desperate enough to bang a goat. You are going to be terribly disappointed to find out what “paradise” REALLY will be for you, and what the 72 “virgins” are going to be like. My money is on 72 virgin rabid wild boar pigs. Have fun with that. We’ll arrange the meeting as soon as possible.


‘A Subtle Message to ISIS’ From a Ticked Off Military Veteran Should Send a Chill Down the Spine of Every Terrorist

Chicago Communists, New Black Panthers Infiltrate Ferguson Riots

Obey the law, remain peaceful, and let the justice system work. If you choose to riot, loot, shoot, and stir up trouble, then you deserve it when the police help you get the tear gas out of your lungs by ventilating your chest with one or more full metal jacketed rounds. The communist agitators and Black Panthers who are stirring up trouble should be shot now, and hung from the lamp posts.


 

Black Panthers and Communists in Ferguson

Chicago Communists, New Black Panthers Infiltrate #Ferguson Riots (Photos-Video)

Posted by Jim Hoft on Thursday, August 14, 2014, 8:34 AM

ROTESTERS HURLED MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT POLICE ON WEDNESDAY–
Things just got real in Ferguson.
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Rioters prepare a Molotov cocktail in Ferguson on Wednesday. Continue reading

Obama Denies Any Responsibility for Mess in Iraq… as the Helicopter Awaits to Take Him on ANOTHER Vacation

Obama campaigned on a platform that presidents shouldn’t vacation. Then he spends the most time and money vacationing of any president. He campaigns on a platform of ending the war in Iraq, makes no effort to negotiate a SOFA with Iraq, then proudly announces that he fulfilled his campaign pledge to get out of Iraq. Now he turns around and says getting out of Iraq wasn’t his decision. How can ANYONE defend this incompetent, narcissistic, pathological liar?


Liar-in-Chief on vacation again


We’re training the Taliban to kill us — and take back Afghanistan

Under pressure from President Obama, the military rushed to recruit local Afghans to stand up a national army and police ahead of his hasty year-end troop withdrawal. To process some 7,000 new recruits each month, corners were cut on background checks, allowing insurgents and terrorists to fill the ranks of the now-350,000-member security force.

At the same time, the Pentagon allowed the Afghan government to take over and empty US prisons of Taliban and other terrorists as part of a mass amnesty program. It also funded a terrorist “reintegration” program that pays Taliban fighters to surrender and join the government…

US military intelligence now fear as much as 25% of Afghan security forces are Taliban or al Qaeda operatives and sympathizers, which means we may be arming and training an army of some 87,500 enemy infiltrators with easy access to US personnel and intelligence…

Thirteen years after toppling them, we’re training the Taliban to retake Afghanistan.


We’re training the Taliban to kill us — and take back Afghanistan

The assassination of an American general by a Taliban terrorist posing as an Afghan soldier exposes the lunacy of the administration’s Afghanistan strategy.

Under pressure from President Obama, the military rushed to recruit local Afghans to stand up a national army and police ahead of his hasty year-end troop withdrawal. To process some 7,000 new recruits each month, corners were cut on background checks, allowing insurgents and terrorists to fill the ranks of the now-350,000-member security force.

At the same time, the Pentagon allowed the Afghan government to take over and empty US prisons of Taliban and other terrorists as part of a mass amnesty program. It also funded a terrorist “reintegration” program that pays Taliban fighters to surrender and join the government.

More shocking, the two programs feed a recruiting pipeline for Afghan security forces whom US troops are training to take over for them, further endangering them to insider attacks and jeopardizing our mission there.

US military intelligence now fear as much as 25% of Afghan security forces are Taliban or al Qaeda operatives and sympathizers, which means we may be arming and training an army of some 87,500 enemy infiltrators with easy access to US personnel and intelligence. The massive infiltration puts the entire Afghanistan exit strategy at risk. The compromised Afghan National Security Forces (ANSF) takes over the country’s security on Jan. 1, 2015.

Thirteen years after toppling them, we’re training the Taliban to retake Afghanistan. Continue reading

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