For you married guys out there who want to stay happily married, or at least not get stabbed or shot by your wife, Tim Hawkins has some advice for you. Consider his advice as words to “live” by.
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Filed under: Humor | Tagged: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife, Tim Hawkins
My wife’s dead so I’m thinking I should be free from retaliation (at least for the short term. When I get to Hell I’m sure she’ll have a few sharp words for me).
Wow, Mr. Mills. Judging from your statement, it sounds as if you’re glad she’s gone. However, it also sounds like you expect to join her wherever she went. Perhaps you suffered enough the first time around and will get to go some place else.